The Quizitronics Institute
Department of Quizology & Applied Personality Studies
Our Mission
At the Quizitronics Institute, we believe that the human soul is best understood through rigorous, peer-reviewed* multiple-choice questions. Our dedicated team of pseudo-scientists and quizologists work tirelessly to categorize the infinite complexity of human nature into neat, shareable buckets.
*Peers include our cats and that one guy at the coffee shop.
Our Methodology
Scientific Rigor
We use only the finest 1s and 0s to calculate your destiny with 99.9%* accuracy.
Data Analysis
Our advanced algorithms (random number generators) ensure every result feels personally attacked.
Academic Excellence
Founded in 2024, we are the world's leading authority on "Which Potato Are You?" studies.
Meet the Faculty
Dr. Aris Thorne
Dean of Categorization
Has spent 40 years studying why people love putting themselves in boxes. Still doesn't know which box he belongs in.
Prof. Mei Lin
Chair of Spirit Vegetable Studies
Author of the groundbreaking thesis: "The Potato Paradox: Why Everyone Thinks They Are A Fry".
Dr. Marcus O'Malley
Director of Vibe Checks
Developed the first quantum sensor for detecting "bad vibes". It's mostly just a random number generator.
Sarah Jenkins
Lead Intern (Unpaid)
Actually runs the entire institute. Please send help.